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Mrs Blorenge
28th February 2009, 03:33 PM
I am passing this on to you all because it definitely worked for me.

These days, we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on breakfast television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the resy of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gudt I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fel AR in ned ov inr pece.