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Mrs Blorenge
24th November 2006, 05:23 PM
As I mentioned in The Other Place (https://forums.groundspeak.com/GC/index.php?s=&showtopic=149393&view=findpost&p=2580859), one of the joys of this GAGB Forum are the amusing posts that appear from a certain Mr Nobbs. I am sure we all have our own favourite quips, quotes, and random pieces of advice so let's use this thread to spread the word to our Forum Friends :)

I'm considering doing an embroidered sampler of this one:

"Each of us, as he receives his private trouncings at the hands of Fate, is kept in good heart by the moth in his brother's parachute and the scorpion in his neighbour's underwear."
(N.F. Simpson)

MrsB :D

Roving Rangies
24th November 2006, 08:10 PM
carefull Mrs Blorenge, it may make him big headed!

nobbynobbs
24th November 2006, 09:17 PM
gosh i don'tknow what to say...other than put down the bottle i think you've had one too many!! :lol: :lol:


"don't complai about waking up with aches all over your body. the day you wake up without them, you probably died overnight!" :blink:

t.a.folk
26th November 2006, 07:31 PM
The grass isn't greener on the other side ,step over and you see it's mostly weeds .

nobbynobbs
26th November 2006, 08:55 PM
"don't try, can't fail"

H. Simpson ;)

Rebble
26th November 2006, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Nov 26 2006, 08:55 PM
"don't try, can't fail"

H. Simpson ;)
Ahhh Homer truly a philosopher for our modern times :D

Quotes eh?

Can&#39;t think of one right now <_<

zaphod b
28th November 2006, 08:40 PM
One of my personal favourites, probably because people always seem to say to me &#39;you&#39;re quiet&#39;

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.....Plato

nobbynobbs
28th November 2006, 08:51 PM
well i just had to include something by the late great douglas adams

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools"

:blink:

Roving Rangies
29th November 2006, 08:18 AM
My personal saying...

If something doesn&#39;t work, it must have been designed by a man&#33;

Vivien

zaphod b
29th November 2006, 08:35 AM
...or put together by a woman

nobbynobbs
29th November 2006, 09:16 PM
or adjusted by a woman..... "all i di was touch that dial and suddenly it went quiet...." :lol:


if at first you don&#39;t succeed,, get a bigger hammer. :angry:

Mrs Blorenge
30th November 2006, 09:08 AM
"Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.”
:)

lost it
30th November 2006, 02:22 PM
little is received by a woman who won&#39;t wait

Roving Rangies
1st December 2006, 09:01 AM
Men should always be put in thier place&#33; :P





At the bottom of the garden in a shed&#33; :lol:

nobbynobbs
2nd December 2006, 04:45 AM
haven&#39;t you got a 4x4 to be playing with? :lol:

Roving Rangies
2nd December 2006, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Dec 2 2006, 04:45 AM
haven&#39;t you got a 4x4 to be playing with? :lol:
why? do you want a sweet tuning :rolleyes: :o :o






What you don&#39;t get, you don&#39;t have to say "Thank You" for&#33;

nobbynobbs
2nd December 2006, 09:25 PM
think i would rather be in the position to have to say thanks than not get anything&#33;

:D

KathyXB
6th December 2006, 07:54 PM
I quite like this one:

"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance&#33;"


:)

Tiger-Eyes
6th December 2006, 08:53 PM
REMEMBER there are 24 hours in a day and. . . .


















There are 24 bottles in a case of lager :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nobbynobbs
6th December 2006, 09:11 PM
a wise man once said....

"life is like a box of chocolates " unfortunately what he then said was drowned out by the noise of 1000 women fighting to get the aforementioned sweeties. :ph34r:

Mrs Blorenge
6th December 2006, 09:40 PM
Billy Connelly: "There&#39;s no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes." :)

nobbynobbs
7th December 2006, 04:01 AM
when you speak to god it&#39;s called praying....

when god speaks to you it&#39;s called psychosis. :lol:

KathyXB
7th December 2006, 08:43 PM
"An adventure is merely an inconvenience seen in its proper perspective"

(makes my day a series of adventures then LOL) :unsure: :lol:

Roving Rangies
7th December 2006, 09:36 PM
Accidents don&#39;t happen, you have Happy mis-haps instead&#33;

Woodchurch One
7th December 2006, 10:42 PM
As a brave explorer once said, "When you are up to your neck in crocodiles it is hard to remember that your first task was to drain the swamp&#33;&#33;" :huh: :huh:

nobbynobbs
8th December 2006, 04:36 AM
don&#39;t bull***t a bulls****er :lol:

Woodchurch One
8th December 2006, 09:47 AM
Never eat yellow snow&#33;&#33; :blink:

MCL
9th December 2006, 07:58 PM
It&#39;s OK to be stupid, its just stupid to STAY stupid.

nobbynobbs
19th December 2006, 09:13 PM
if it feels good then do it and sod what the neighbours think&#33;

Al & Tracy Smith
29th December 2006, 11:40 AM
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, &#39;Let there be light&#33;&#39; And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

"Ellen DeGeneres"

nobbynobbs
29th December 2006, 08:21 PM
question? if there was nothing at all. then what would the difference had been before or after he said let there be light?

with nothing to light up then surely there would be absolutely no difference? unless it&#39;s implying that there was something...a damn great big light in the sky. :unsure:

Mrs Blorenge
30th December 2006, 10:57 PM
:rolleyes: ...then there was probably a very big on/off switch :huh:

nobbynobbs
31st December 2006, 04:25 AM
:lol: :lol: then a big sign saying do not touch.

gralorn
8th January 2007, 08:25 PM
Every man needs a wife because things sometimes go wrong that you can&#39;t blame on the government.


Magistrate: "And why did you park your car there?"
Geocacher: "Well, the sign said, &#39;Fine for Parking&#33;"

When a girl marries a hardworking young executive, the thing that she misses most after marriage is her husband.

Mrs Blorenge
8th January 2007, 09:21 PM
:D :lol:

(Hey&#33; Who let Gralorn in here? He&#39;s "lapsed" ;) :P )

nobbynobbs
9th January 2007, 06:28 AM
excellent always good to have more people here&#33; especially one so wise&#33; :lol:

KathyXB
9th January 2007, 09:52 AM
Hey&#33; Who let Gralorn in here? He&#39;s "lapsed"

Lapsed where? Into what?

Looks like he has lapsed back out of unconsciousness in time to post some funnies :D

Mrs Blorenge
9th January 2007, 11:18 AM
On Gralorn&#39;s post it says Group: Member (lapsed)

Now, it&#39;s not for me to make any comments about a lapsed member, but I think he should be restored to full status and vigour before coming in here and making jokes about blaming wives for things that go wrong.

:D

lost it
9th January 2007, 01:41 PM
could you not restore it Mrs B?

nobbynobbs
9th January 2007, 07:58 PM
maybe he&#39;s trying to return to the fold&#33;

once here you can never really escape. :lol:

Mrs Blorenge
9th January 2007, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by lost it@Jan 9 2007, 01:41 PM
could you not restore it Mrs B?
:o Me?
No, I think such power would be beyond my grasp. &#39;Tis in the hands of the Exalted Few, those that wear the Great Hat of Power.

I only have minor powers.

http://www.youbeenx.com/images/avatars/fairy.jpg

Admin
9th January 2007, 10:37 PM
&#39;Tis done - Gralorn is restored.

---
Bill

Roving Rangies
9th January 2007, 11:27 PM
Its a miracle&#33; :o He is resurected&#33; :)

Does he get Saint status??

nobbynobbs
10th January 2007, 05:59 AM
there has to bea second coming for that and so far he&#39;s noted for his absence.

;)

Mrs Blorenge
17th January 2007, 01:02 PM
Just seen this one on markandlynn&#39;s signature line...

Before eating pizza always check the olives aren&#39;t moving.

:D :lol:

nobbynobbs
17th January 2007, 08:39 PM
it&#39;s all protein&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; ;) :lol:

Roving Rangies
18th January 2007, 08:40 AM
:o Too much information&#33;&#33; :o :o

gralorn
18th January 2007, 07:36 PM
Lapse&#33; Charming that is and here am I with a great tip. A camping tip in fact, if you want to be like Ray Mears and make fire with two sticks, be sure one of them is a match&#33;

Sorry....... But when it comes to eating, you&#39;ve got to hand it to Venus de Milo

and isn&#39;t it strange that years ago most men when they finished a hard day&#39;s work needed rest. Now they join a gym as they need exercise&#33;


The seven ages of a woman....the right age and six guesses

Lapse&#33; .........................shocked and stunned

nobbynobbs
19th January 2007, 06:07 AM
the right age for women?

below 21 always add a few years.
over 21 ALWAYS but ALWAYS take a few off when guessing&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: really best way is to avoid the question at all costs.

that&#39;s a question that falls into the same group as
"does my bum look big in this?" do not look, do not pause or think...the answer is NO

"where you looking at her?" WHO? (wrong) of coure not....(tick)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

by the way with my track record don&#39;t take any advice in this department from me LOL &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

t.a.folk
19th January 2007, 10:28 AM
"does my bum look big in this?" do not look, do not pause or think...the answer is NO

Wrong&#33;&#33; look, pause, then say NO


"where you looking at her?" WHO? (wrong) of coure not....(tick)

If she asks this one disappear&#33;&#33;

nobbynobbs
19th January 2007, 08:29 PM
all i can say is not the women i&#39;ve known ( in the past) :o