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cacherelle
26th March 2007, 09:25 PM
LMAO this lot just about sums up me team!! Garrr! :ph34r:

Q: What's a pirate's favorite fruit?
A: AAARRRRRGGGHHH-anges

Q: Why are pirates always so angry?
A: The just AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear!!!

A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous ships steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “GARRRR,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”


Wait, they get worse

Q: What do pirates wear on their necks?
A: sc-AARRRRRRGGGHHH-fs

Q: What does a pirate's pet sheep say?
A: B-AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH

Q: Why is it best not to try to haggle with pirates?
A: they drive a hard b-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH-ain

Q: Why do pirates prefer light cigarettes?
A: less t-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!



LMAO well they can't get much cornier than that!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

keehotee
26th March 2007, 10:25 PM
Q. When do the pirates go on holiday?

A. When they need some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!

cacherelle
27th March 2007, 10:38 PM
LMAO okay okay I lied......................they really CAN get more cornier, lol well done keehotee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alice Band
29th March 2007, 08:51 PM
A pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"