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nobbynobbs
24th May 2007, 04:51 AM
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After
Looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told
The clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
Trained to give blow jobs!"

"Blow jobs!" the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no
More blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
Skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may
Never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
Cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked

The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

molfrew-mosstoad
24th May 2007, 06:33 AM
:lol: :applause:

redtalut
24th May 2007, 10:19 AM
:applause: get yourself a :beer:

molfrew-mosstoad
24th May 2007, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by redtalut@May 24 2007, 10:19 AM
:applause: get yourself a :beer:
Don't encourage him he's probably been on Winkles Old Peculiar all day as it is :lol:

gralorn
24th May 2007, 07:58 PM
Nice one! :)

DR. Ape
24th May 2007, 08:35 PM
brill one, says mother ape!!!


signed eldest ape!!

i use the cool similey, so when ever u see that its me!!

nobbynobbs
25th May 2007, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by molfrew&#045;mosstoad+May 24 2007, 07:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (molfrew-mosstoad @ May 24 2007, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-redtalut@May 24 2007, 10:19 AM
:applause: get yourself a :beer:
Don&#39;t encourage him he&#39;s probably been on Winkles Old Peculiar all day as it is :lol: [/b][/quote]
i wish. i&#39;m like this sober. now you can see why i don&#39;t drink much. :wacko: :coffee:

Mrs Blorenge
25th May 2007, 09:44 PM
:D :lol:
I like it.
(The joke)
(That&#39;s what I&#39;m referring to...)
(not that I...)










(I&#39;ll shut up)

Bill D (wwh)
26th May 2007, 12:11 PM
Mrs Blorenge wrote:
I like it.
(The joke)
(That&#39;s what I&#39;m referring to...)
(not that I...)
:o :ph34r: :lol: :lol: :lol: