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  1. #1
    Alice Band Guest


    I keep being sent these - I think someone is trying to tell me something... :halo:

    How To Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according
    to lights and darks.

    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
    more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
    pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    How To Shower Like a Man

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
    a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohawk.


    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
    the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
    'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

  2. #2
    keehotee Guest


    and your point is ......???????

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  3. #3
    Alice Band Guest


    Originally posted by keehotee@Sep 28 2007, 04:24 PM
    and your point is ......???????

    And the moral of the story is, don't leave your hairs blocking the plughole after your shower. I make no comment about the 'woo-woo' sound however...


  4. #4
    nobbynobbs Guest


    nope , the moral of this story is that men seem to enjoy showering much more than women.

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