A Russian couple was walking down the road when Ivan felt a drop of
something land on his nose. 'Ah,' he said, 'the first snow of the
winter.'
'No,' said his wife, Olga. 'I think you'll find that it is raining.'
No, it was snow,' insisted Ivan. Just then they spotted, Rudolph
Kroninsky (head of the Russian Communist Party, for those who don't
know) walking towards them.
'Comrade Kroninsky,' said Ivan, taking off his cap. 'Would you be so
kind as to tell us whether it is snowing or raining?'
'Raining, Comrades,' he said and walked on.
'No, no, no' insisted Ivan, 'he's wrong'
His wife looked at him pityingly and said:
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Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.