room 101

[Rebble]

Originally posted by Admin@Dec 9 2006, 07:01 PM

Rebble wrote:
Admin I am absolutely shocked and disgusted by the blatant SIZEIST remarks on this website

regards
Annoyed Shorty of Tunbridge Wells :lol: :lol: :lol:

SHORT shrift will be given to even the SMALLEST sizeist remark - we will have LITTLE hesitation in removing the TINIEST untoward comment. h34r: :P

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Bill

hahahahhahahahaha....ha :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mrs Blorenge]

Can I start decorating Room 101 for Christmas now?
Please give me all your really naff-est Christmas decorations and ornaments to adorn it.

[nobbynobbs]

i know i'll be considered a heathan but i can't stand nativity scenes or any of those electric santas that read or sing!!!

[KathyXB]

Market research persons who interrupt your day (either in the street or on the phone etc.) stop invading my time off!!

[Mrs Blorenge]

I dislike those huge, inflated plastic snowmen and santas that turn up in people's gardens at this time of year. They can all go into Room 101, although it'll make it a bit cramped for me

[lost it]

brass bands and kids playing and singing carols they are too noisy

[lost it]

Santas in shops - they are frauds and not the real deal

[lost it]

buying xmas presents it costs money

[lost it]

Xmas trees

-artificial ones cause harm to the planet as you cannot recycle them and the carbon emissions in their production

-real ones because their needles fall off and they die

[lost it]

Xmas cards - what a waste of money 3 weeks later they are in the bin and you've shelled out a few quid for them

[lost it]

Xmas lights - they flash and it should not be allowed

Have I missed anything?

[lost it]

oh people who bang on about carbon emissions :lol: far too green for their own good

[lost it]

Xmas fairies - too flighty and pink

[t.a.folk]

People who put those little glittery bits in with their invitation cards 'cuse it falls all over the floor when it's opened .

[lost it]

xmas dinner - you can choose your friends but not your family

[lost it]

Mrs B, I mean santas littles helpers - bloody do gooders

[Mrs Blorenge]

Much as it pains me to say this, I think Lost It had better spend Xmas in Room 101, to get him off the streets where he may be in danger of encountering too much Xmas spirit. :P
MrsB goes to put the extra camp bed in with Mr Bush and Mr Bin Laden...

[Wadders]

Hoovers.........................................I hate the sound of them.

[nobbynobbs]

i don't know about going into room 101 for lost it, maybe into an isolation room with a nice comfy jumper that ties up at the back and some valium... :lol:

can i put my ex and her family into the room? get my daughter for the whole of christmas then

[lost it]

Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Dec 19 2006, 08:55 PM
maybe into an isolation room with a nice comfy jumper that ties up at the back and some valium... :lol:

A pink floral one?

[Roving Rangies]

**Tish, Tish!** (Shaking head from side to side.

I think lost it has really lost it this time! Actually asking for a pink floral tie up jumper is just the limit to confirm INSANITY! However, would room 101 now be the right place??

Vivien

[nobbynobbs]

Originally posted by lost it+Dec 21 2006, 11:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lost it @ Dec 21 2006, 11:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-nobbynobbs@Dec 19 2006, 08:55 PM
maybe into an isolation room with a nice comfy jumper that ties up at the back and some valium... :lol:

A pink floral one? [/b][/quote]
whatever you like really. they all look nice once they get the level of medication right&#33;&#33; :lol:


and after todays debarcle i want to put FOG into the room. please explain to me why, after all the technology in airplanes these days, they still can&#39;t land any better in fog than they did 50 years ago? :angry:

[Roving Rangies]

Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Dec 21 2006, 09:11 PM

and after todays debarcle i want to put FOG into the room. please explain to me why, after all the technology in airplanes these days, they still can&#39;t land any better in fog than they did 50 years ago? :angry:

They did explain the situation on TV last night, all to do with radio signal disortions and atmospheric thingy me do dahs&#33;

I am going to be honest, Thank God the planes are NOT flying, 2 counts = Firstly we live on the final landing stage flight pass for RAF Lyneham and second...its nice and quite&#33;

Ban the aircraft I say, bring back shipping&#33;

Vivien

[Bill D (wwh)]

Did someone mention FOG?&#33; A 25 mile journey took me an hour and ten minutes last night...&#33;&#33;&#33; FFFOOOOOOOGGGGG&#33;&#33;&#33;

[lost it]

little cornish people who live in south wales who trick you into opening xmas cards that yoou otherwise would not open&#33; :angry:

(it now has pride of place upside down on top of the toilet cistern)

[Mrs Blorenge]

Originally posted by lost it@Dec 22 2006, 12:49 PM
little cornish people who live in south wales who trick you into opening xmas cards that yoou otherwise would not open&#33; :angry:
(it now has pride of place upside down on top of the toilet cistern)

I think someone&#39;s getting at me.
OK. Now it&#39;s getting personal. :angry:
Anyway, you can&#39;t put me in there cos I&#39;m already in there. Who do you think put up the nice floral chintz curtains?

:P

[nobbynobbs]

hold on this is favouritism where was my card from wales? i like wales and i like cornwall. even bothered to go watch the clouds go dark for the ecclipse, and i&#39;m never nasty to mrs b. just not good enough&#33;&#33;&#33;


i would love to stick parcel force in as they have failed to deliver a parcel to me that&#39;s sat in their depot after i paid some duty on it :angry: lazy &#036;%£&#036;^"&#036;£%
but i supppose there must be a few of them that we would want to keep out.

[lost it]

Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Dec 22 2006, 08:54 PM
hold on this is favouritism where was my card from wales? i like wales and i like cornwall. even bothered to go watch the clouds go dark for the ecclipse, and i&#39;m never nasty to mrs b. just not good enough&#33;&#33;&#33;

You don&#39;t supply her with pureed vegetables&#33;

[Mrs Blorenge]

Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Dec 22 2006, 09:54 PM
.... i like cornwall. even bothered to go watch the clouds go dark for the ecclipse, and i&#39;m never nasty to mrs b. just not good enough&#33;&#33;&#33;

Let&#39;s put that Cornish eclipse into Room 101... It was the Non Event of the Century in Penzance

[nobbynobbs]

i was just down the road north of marazian, almost perfectly on the mean line. the clouds went dark loads of people took photos ( with the flash??? doh&#33;&#33;&#33 the clouds went light.

it&#39;s in as far as i&#39;m concerned.

:lol:

[Mrs Blorenge]

Yes&#33; the most impressive view from Penzance was looking across the sweep of the Bay from Marazion to the Lizard and seeing it "sparkling" all along with little flashes from thousands of cameras

But we digress...

MrB would like all fog hydraulically pumped into Room 101 cos he bought a new telescope 3 days ago and since then FOG&#33;&#33;

[nobbynobbs]

well i put fog up for inclusion the other day so no argument from me.

i&#39;ve often thought about a telescope and then i remembered we live in the uk. so 99% of the time all you can see are clouds and the other 1% it&#39;s too damn cold&#33;&#33;

telescopes are for those lucky ******s living nearer the equator&#33; :lol:

[lost it]

over indulgence, people using 18 weelers and arguing over vegetables for the period of xmas food shopping, the shops are only closed 2 days

[nobbynobbs]

so what bit do you want in the room? the people who are being gluttons. the shops for encouraging it, fat people, or xmas shopping in general?

[Roving Rangies]

Crickey&#33;&#33;&#33; the above covers most of ME&#33;

Vivien

[MCL]

I went to Tescos at 1am late on saturday night (23rd/24th) and they had run out of trollies&#33;&#33;&#33;

And this is at the biggest tesco in the world. I had to wait for someone to come out and unload their shopping into the car and then ask them for their trolley.

And I only wanted cat food.... And beer.... oh and chocolate.


Oh and beer.

(I know I don&#39;t drink, but my lodger does)

Did I mention beer?

[Mrs Blorenge]

Didn&#39;t somebody put in "dull, miserable, damp weather"?

Why&#39;s it still here?

(MrsB wanders off to room 909 to try and find some "crisp, cold, sunny weather")

[lost it]

Originally posted by Mrs Blorenge@Jan 5 2007, 10:25 AM
Didn&#39;t somebody put in "dull, miserable, damp weather"?

I don&#39;t think you need to worry abouit it, I don&#39;t think you can shrink to be much smaller, I don&#39;t think you neeed to buy one of these yet

[nobbynobbs]

i&#39;m only slightly worried that you&#39;ve got action man rafts to hand&#33;&#33;&#33; :unsure:

[Roving Rangies]

and whats wrong with a Barbie boat?

[nobbynobbs]

oh nothing i&#39;m sure...... just slightly worried that they are so easily to hand.... says the man with a collection of T&J bears&#33; :lol:

[lost it]

Originally posted by Roving Rangies@Jan 5 2007, 10:17 PM
and whats wrong with a Barbie boat?

I don&#39;t do Pink&#33;

[Roving Rangies]

I wonder what Ken Does???

Vivien

[nobbynobbs]

i am so loath to say diving knowing some of the minds that are here regularly&#33;&#33;&#33;

:lol: :lol:

[Roving Rangies]

and in a rubber suit????

[nobbynobbs]

who said anything about a gimp suit&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: this room 101 i think you want the room down the corridor&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[Roving Rangies]

The one with the red light outside???

[Tiger-Eyes]

I&#39;m adding Celebraty Big Brother to the room :P

[lost it]

Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Jan 6 2007, 09:16 PM
i am so loath to say diving knowing some of the minds that are here regularly&#33;&#33;&#33;

:lol: :lol:

wearing a muff?

[lost it]

Originally posted by The Nutters@Jan 8 2007, 01:21 PM
I&#39;m adding Celebraty Big Brother to the room :P

thats ok as long as its not celebrity big brother your putting in