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    Roving Rangies Guest

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    Tequila Christmas Cake

    Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle tequila
    2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    tequila
    again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
    large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...
    just in
    case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
    druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
    salt.
    Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and
    strain your
    nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
    find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
    over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
    through
    the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

    *CHERRY MISTMAS!*

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    KathyXB Guest

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    "I like to cook with wine...sometimes I even put it in the food"

    :P :

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    Excellent! Love it! :lol:

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    That would be a Keith Floyd recipe then
    :lol:

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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    just don't light any matches anywhere near her at christmas!!!! :

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    Rebble Guest

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    I couldn't find a fluffy bowl would this do?


    ****** the ferret drank all the Tequila and scoffed the eggs

    Where's the gin?

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