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24th January 2007, 04:22 PM
#1
If your Wife is wining at the front door and your dog is wining at the back door, which one do you let in first?
Answer: The dog, it'll stop wining when you let it in.
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24th January 2007, 06:47 PM
#2
:angry: Whatyamean?wining?Drinkingtoomuchwine?orwhining?Du nnowhatyouaregettingattobehonestImawifeDoIwhine?na aaahhhhJustliketomakemypointclearlyoverandoveragai ncosblokescanbesodumbattimestheyneedtohavethingsex plainedagainandagainandagaintogetitintotheirheadse xactlywhattheirwifeisonaboutShouldImakeitanycleare rtoyou?AnywayjusttoshowtheresnohardfeelingsIwillsa ywelcometoourhumbleOffTopicForumPapaEdbutjustremem berthatsomewivesarewatchingyouandwearenottobetrifl edwithHaveIgoneonandonandonenoughyettomakemypoint?
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24th January 2007, 07:27 PM
#3
now look you've gone and set her off. it'll take us ages to calm her down again LOL
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25th January 2007, 03:23 PM
#4
:angry: What do you mean??? women don't whine not when we are left alone that is, its the men that make us whine, I mean to say, fancy whinning on about women whinning when we weren't whinning in the first place...I'll give you whine!!
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25th January 2007, 03:37 PM
#5
add another one to the count Nobby
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25th January 2007, 05:25 PM
#6
No, No, No, Yah got it all wrong it's like that new radio station here in the states with the call sign "KPMS". It plays one week of rag time music and three weeks of the blues. ???
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25th January 2007, 07:48 PM
#7
you're winding the girls up just before you visit??? surely safer to wait until you've been and safely got home
:lol: :lol:
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25th January 2007, 09:23 PM
#8
It's all right. I'll let him off this time. That joke's funny. 
(Sexist.............but funny :lol: )
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25th January 2007, 11:25 PM
#9
:huh: I don't want to be considered sexest, but I will reply with one more before I get my mind out of the gutter. Do you know how many men it takes to change a toilet tissue roll?............................................. ..................................................
...Know one knows, it's never been done.
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26th January 2007, 04:47 AM
#10
oh go on you've started on that theme now. don't change !!!
mrs b will be miles away when you visit!! :lol:
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26th January 2007, 07:59 AM
#11
... but I have spies everywhere 
h34r:
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27th January 2007, 01:47 PM
#12
but only little legs that don't run too fast
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28th January 2007, 12:47 PM
#13
What do you call a pig 
with three eyes?
Piiig
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28th January 2007, 01:45 PM
#14
Originally posted by Mrs Blorenge@Jan 28 2007, 01:47 PM
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
Groan :lol:
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30th January 2007, 03:04 AM
#15
:huh: I give up, what do you call a pig with three eye's?
P.S. Sorry about the delay had to go to the Superstition moutain area and look for the Lost dutchman's Mine. (really just visit my grandkids) 
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30th January 2007, 03:07 AM
#16
<_< I just saw the answer in the corner. I'm abit(no allot) slow. 
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30th January 2007, 04:56 AM
#17
no need to apologise you just described most on here :lol:
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30th January 2007, 04:04 PM
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31st January 2007, 09:37 AM
#19
Have you ever seen a man brought to his knee's ???
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31st January 2007, 09:57 AM
#20
no butI've seen a woman on her knees
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31st January 2007, 10:38 AM
#21
your mum cleaning doesn't count :lol: :lol:
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