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    PapaEd Guest

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    If your Wife is wining at the front door and your dog is wining at the back door, which one do you let in first?



    Answer: The dog, it'll stop wining when you let it in.

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    now look you've gone and set her off. it'll take us ages to calm her down again LOL

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    :angry: What do you mean??? women don't whine not when we are left alone that is, its the men that make us whine, I mean to say, fancy whinning on about women whinning when we weren't whinning in the first place...I'll give you whine!!

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    add another one to the count Nobby

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    No, No, No, Yah got it all wrong it's like that new radio station here in the states with the call sign "KPMS". It plays one week of rag time music and three weeks of the blues. ???

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    you're winding the girls up just before you visit??? surely safer to wait until you've been and safely got home

    :lol: :lol:

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    It's all right. I'll let him off this time. That joke's funny.


    (Sexist.............but funny :lol: )

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    :huh: I don't want to be considered sexest, but I will reply with one more before I get my mind out of the gutter. Do you know how many men it takes to change a toilet tissue roll?............................................. ..................................................
    ...Know one knows, it's never been done.

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    oh go on you've started on that theme now. don't change !!!

    mrs b will be miles away when you visit!! :lol:

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    ... but I have spies everywhere h34r:

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    but only little legs that don't run too fast

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    What do you call a pig with three eyes?










    Piiig

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    Originally posted by Mrs Blorenge@Jan 28 2007, 01:47 PM
    What do you call a pig with three eyes?










    Piiig
    Groan :lol:

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    :huh: I give up, what do you call a pig with three eye's?



    P.S. Sorry about the delay had to go to the Superstition moutain area and look for the Lost dutchman's Mine. (really just visit my grandkids)

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