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    A lot of non - living objects are actually either male or female

    Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS they are male. because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS These are female because, once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can wreck havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

    TYRES Tyres are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their bums.

    SPONGES These are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGES Female, because they are constantly being looked at and are frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS Definitly male because they use the same old lines for picking up people

    EGG TIMERS these are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

    HAMMERS Male, because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occassionally handy to have around.


    Any more?? h34r:

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    Snaik Guest

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    Jeezo you an Aussie Burd!

    h34r:

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    What a great concept! I shall pay close attention to various objects and allocate their sexuality from now on

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    Roving Rangies Guest

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    There is no contest really, everyone knows that superior objects are females!!

    Without Eve, No Adam!!

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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    not looking for an argument but it was the other way around.... without adam's rib no eve!!!

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    Roving Rangies Guest

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    No HEN no egg!

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    keehotee Guest

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    Actually, I think you'll find the rooster came first (as usual), then promptly fell asleep........ :unsure:

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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    well the simplest form of life (other than traffic wardens) is a single cell which an egg is so the egg was there first.... but as an egg is sexless not sure what that proves.!

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    cacherelle Guest

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    Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Mar 5 2007, 05:16 AM
    not looking for an argument but it was the other way around.... without adam's rib no eve!!!
    And what did Eve do with Adams ribs??? Why she knocked up a tasty BBQ sauce and grilled them over an open fire.............................and so began our loveable BBQ's, thanks Adam, that'll teach you for thinking you can get one over a woman!

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    Originally posted by keehotee@Mar 5 2007, 12:41 PM
    Actually, I think you'll find the rooster came first (as usual), then promptly fell asleep........ :unsure:
    I soooooo wish you had a thanks button around here.........that was a most excellent post!

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    keehotee Guest

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    well thank you for pushing my button cacherelle....

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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    don't encourage him!!!! :lol:

    so eve was the typical woman then? gets given something for a purpose and then uses it for something entirely different? LOL

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    cacherelle Guest

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    Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Mar 24 2007, 04:34 AM
    don't encourage him!!!! :lol:

    so eve was the typical woman then? gets given something for a purpose and then uses it for something entirely different? LOL
    Yep, it's called multi-tasking, course a TOTALLY alien concept for you men :P

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    Originally posted by keehotee@Mar 24 2007, 12:21 AM
    well thank you for pushing my button cacherelle....
    LOL not sure what's set you off there keehotee.....................I couldn't find your button :P

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    Originally posted by cacherelle+Mar 25 2007, 12:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cacherelle @ Mar 25 2007, 12:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-nobbynobbs@Mar 24 2007, 04:34 AM
    don&#39;t encourage him&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

    so eve was the typical woman then? gets given something for a purpose and then uses it for something entirely different? LOL
    Yep, it&#39;s called multi-tasking, course a TOTALLY alien concept for you men :P [/b][/quote]
    better to do one job well than get distracted trying to do several.... and they wonder why we finish first &#33;&#33;&#33; concentrate on one thing at a time. :lol:

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