A lot of non - living objects are actually either male or female

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS they are male. because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS These are female because, once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can wreck havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES Tyres are male because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their bums.

SPONGES These are female because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES Female, because they are constantly being looked at and are frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS Definitly male because they use the same old lines for picking up people

EGG TIMERS these are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

HAMMERS Male, because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occassionally handy to have around.


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