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    Alice Band Guest


    Geography of a woman

    Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.>> Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

    Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.>> Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade with cash or cars.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.>> Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.>> She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.>> She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.>> Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.>> With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

    After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.>> Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

    The Geography of a Man

    Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe.

    Ruled by a dick.

  2. #2
    nobbynobbs Guest


    amen to that!!!!! :lol:

    good job i'm still a big kid!!!

  3. #3
    nobbynobbs Guest


    geography has always been a favourite topic of mine :lol:

    though trying to unwravel the underlying structures in a woman is a damn site harder than landscapes and with bigger penalties if you get it wrong :unsure:

  4. #4

    Join Date
    May 2005
    South of England


    I thought men were ruled by women.
    We like Greens

  5. #5
    Alice Band Guest


    Originally posted by t.a.folk@Mar 20 2007, 09:30 AM
    I thought men were ruled by women.
    I'm going back to my cave h34r:

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    nobbynobbs Guest


    not where i come from they aren't

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