LMAO this lot just about sums up me team!! Garrr! h34r:

Q: What's a pirate's favorite fruit?
A: AAARRRRRGGGHHH-anges

Q: Why are pirates always so angry?
A: The just AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear!!!

A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous ships steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?” “GARRRR,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts.”


Wait, they get worse

Q: What do pirates wear on their necks?
A: sc-AARRRRRRGGGHHH-fs

Q: What does a pirate's pet sheep say?
A: B-AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH

Q: Why is it best not to try to haggle with pirates?
A: they drive a hard b-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH-ain

Q: Why do pirates prefer light cigarettes?
A: less t-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!



LMAO well they can't get much cornier than that!!!
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