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    cacherelle Guest

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    The British Military writes OFRs (Officer Fitness Reports). The form used
    for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S-206 and these are actual
    excerpts.

    1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

    2. I would not breed from this officer.

    3. This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
    definitely won't-be.

    4. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
    foot was previously in there.

    5. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
    satisfaction.

    6. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

    7. Technically sound, but socially impossible.

    8. This officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope always spinning around
    at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

    9. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

    10. When he joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny; since
    then he has aged considerably.

    11. Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

    12. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
    them.

    13. He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.

    14. This officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

    15. In my opinion, this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250
    feet.

    16. The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.

    17. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
    trap.

    18. This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.


    LMAO..... know some geocachers that may fit some of these descriptions???

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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    cachers that resemble.... h34r:

    better not number 11. you know how we feel about digging!!! :lol:

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    KathyXB Guest

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    I will admit sometimes I am a bit number 4... :unsure:

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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    i can recall being or being called a version of nearly everyone of them!!!

    should i really either admit to that or feel a small twisted bit of pride ? LOL

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    Alice Band Guest

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    Hmmmm I recall one of those comments was for Prince Andrew when he worked in the Navy at Portsmouth. His ship was moored near our restroom. h34r: I cant say anymore because I would have to kill you...

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    cacherelle Guest

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    Originally posted by Alice Band@Apr 4 2007, 11:24 AM
    Hmmmm I recall one of those comments was for Prince Andrew when he worked in the Navy at Portsmouth. His ship was moored near our restroom. h34r: I cant say anymore because I would have to kill you...
    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


    Just say a number between 1 and 18!

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    cacherelle Guest

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    Originally posted by nobbynobbs@Apr 4 2007, 04:53 AM

    should i really either admit to that or feel a small twisted bit of pride ? LOL
    If I was you, I'd admit and stop playing with myself!! :P :P :lol: :lol:

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