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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After
    Looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told
    The clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

    "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been
    Trained to give blow jobs!"

    "Blow jobs!" the woman replied.

    "It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

    The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no
    More blow jobs for her! She bought the frog.

    When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely
    Skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may
    Never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

    In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans
    Flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran
    Downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading
    Cookbooks.

    "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked

    The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

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    molfrew-mosstoad Guest

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    :lol:

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    redtalut Guest

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    get yourself a

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    molfrew-mosstoad Guest

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    Originally posted by redtalut@May 24 2007, 10:19 AM
    get yourself a
    Don't encourage him he's probably been on Winkles Old Peculiar all day as it is :lol:

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    gralorn Guest

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    Nice one!

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    brill one, says mother ape!!!


    signed eldest ape!!

    i use the cool similey, so when ever u see that its me!!
    Who's had the accident!!
    Who called the doctor?

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    nobbynobbs Guest

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    Originally posted by molfrew&#045;mosstoad+May 24 2007, 07:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (molfrew-mosstoad @ May 24 2007, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-redtalut@May 24 2007, 10:19 AM
    get yourself a
    Don&#39;t encourage him he&#39;s probably been on Winkles Old Peculiar all day as it is :lol: [/b][/quote]
    i wish. i&#39;m like this sober. now you can see why i don&#39;t drink much. :wacko: :coffee:

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    :lol:
    I like it.
    (The joke)
    (That&#39;s what I&#39;m referring to...)
    (not that I...)










    (I&#39;ll shut up)

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    Mrs Blorenge wrote:
    I like it.
    (The joke)
    (That&#39;s what I&#39;m referring to...)
    (not that I...)
    h34r: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    ​​Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light. (Dylan Thomas)​


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